THURSDAY

[iluvroadrunner6]

[shoop ~ salt-n-pepa]

how did you annihilate your enemies today?

*Optional Hitman workout

Comments

rin

[lichabod]

▸▸▸ got up before 8 today!!! (this just in i am not a morning person)
▸ initiated small talk with my fave three neighbors this morning (my neighborhood is all retirees it's great)
▸ roasted the mushrooms i bought a week ago and forgot about
▸ ate little meals but not enough calories oops so i cut myself a break on working on my legs today
▸ haven't cut the cheese yet (har) but coopy did good with just his liver treats after a few days off of them -- such velcro this morning but for his afternoon walk he laid on his mat until he was called which is major progress
▸ plopped mak on the tdm and had so much fun with him already jesus lord this is bad news...

[loisfuckinglane]

i already love mak just from stalking plz bring him

[lichabod]

it's happening guaranteed
but i have 1000000 questions though

[behindcloseddoors]

you only get one, choose wisely, sudden death

[mashterchef]

shit shit uhh ok

If you can't get pregnant from oral sex, why do we have oral contraceptives?

NO WAIT

Dogs beat humans into space by 3 years, 5 months and 9 days; however in recent years their space program seems to have completely ceased - what went wrong?

NO NO WAIT

Which fundamental force does a milkshake use to bring all the boys to the yard?

ty r/shittyaskscience...

[hyperverbose]

/opens mouth

/closes mouth

well shit