THURSDAY

[iluvroadrunner6]

[shoop ~ salt-n-pepa]

how did you annihilate your enemies today?

*Optional Hitman workout

Comments

[behindcloseddoors]

you only get one, choose wisely, sudden death

[mashterchef]

shit shit uhh ok

If you can't get pregnant from oral sex, why do we have oral contraceptives?

NO WAIT

Dogs beat humans into space by 3 years, 5 months and 9 days; however in recent years their space program seems to have completely ceased - what went wrong?

NO NO WAIT

Which fundamental force does a milkshake use to bring all the boys to the yard?

ty r/shittyaskscience...

[hyperverbose]

/opens mouth

/closes mouth

well shit